Grandmothers

One of the poems that came home in Ella's Mother's Day book from school had this letter in it, written by a 3rd grader when asked "what is a grandmother?" So I thought I'd post this for my Mom, the greatest Grandma a kid could ask for. Some of these descriptions may not apply to her, some do, I'll just leave that up to your imagination...

"A grandmother is a lady who has no children of her own. She likes other people's little girls and boys. A grandfather is a man grandmother. He goes for walks with the boys, and they talk about fishing and stuff like that.

Grandmothers don't have anything to do except be there. They're so old that they shouldn't play hard or run. It is enough if they drive us to the market where the pretend horse is, and have lots of dimes ready. Or if they take us for walks, they should slow down past things like pretty leaves and caterpillars. They should never say "hurry up." Usually, grandmothers are fat, but not too fat to tie your shoes. They wear glasses and funny underwear. They can take their teeth and gums off. Grandmothers don't have to be smart, only answer questions like "why isn't God married?" and "how come dogs chase cats?" Grandmothers don't talk baby talk like visitors do, because it's hard to understand. When they read to us they don't skip or mind if it is the same story over again.

Everybody should try to have a grandmother, especially if they don't have television, because they are the only grown-ups who have time."